Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
I swear I didn’t know my brother was an artist.
REGINA KILLED HENRY. If anyone doesn’t have the right to call Henry their son it’s Regina!
How dare you?
Fuck you, Confessor. The instant that Neal found out Henry was his son, he abandoned his entire life in Manhattan, went to Storybrooke and tried to bond with his son. He sacrificed himself at the portal so that Emma wouldn’t fall in with him and leave Henry to grow up without BOTH his biological parents. His first thoughts upon waking up from his gunshot wound were of Emma and Henry. He rode on a fucking shadow to go to fucking Neverland, the place of his nightmares, and the FIRST thing he did was go face-to-face with Pan to get Henry back. He fought like hell in the EF to try to find a way back to Emma and Henry because he so desperately wanted to be a part of his son’s life. He woke up in a hospital, barely had five minutes to process where he was or what had happened, and he was already asking about Henry. Because his son was THE absolute most important fucking thing to him. Neal Cassidy may not have been a father for long, but he was a wonderful father who went through extraordinary lengths in the name of protecting his son. Don’t you EVER fucking try to tell me he didn’t have the right to call himself Henry’s father.
When did Regina kill Henry? But whatever, the confessor is still dead wrong. WHAT THE HELL DID NEAL DO TO MAKE YOU HATE HIM? HE WAS AN AMAZING FATHER AS SOON AS HE KNEW HE HAD A SON!
The poison apple turnover. Henry flat lined and was legally dead. If Emma hadn’t kissed him he would have been buried or laid out in Regina’s creepy mausoleum.
I’m kinda waiting for the person who’ll go all “She didn’t KILL him, she CONDEMNED HIM TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. Stop exaggerating!” with a straight face.
This is a bit of a floof family moment (pretty much the ultimate moment). But I think how Belle treats Neal, shows how much she loves Rumple. She welcomes him with open arms (literally).
Reminder: this is their first real meeting and they already look like a family. Look in the last GIF how they smile at each other. They aren’t awkward or anything, they are sharing a family hug!
Look at Rumple all unable to process that he’s bumping heads with the two people he loves the most and going for a group hug. And look at Belle embracing Neal like he’s her family the moment she lays eyes on him.
Sometimes when Erik is meeting with someone and is not at all worried about first impressions and bored out of his mind, he pulls what have been dubbed the “Yiddish Grandpa” routine.
He does a THICK Yiddish accents and starts ranting about his grandkids and children, with phrases like “My Tommy is dating a human. What, is he too good for a mutant?” and “My Wanda should have married that Strange fellow, we could finally have a doctor in the family” being particularly common. Yes, it is very much stereotypical and over the top, that’s the point. He does it just to see the reactions of people meeting the mighty and terrifying Magneto for the first time and seeing this parody instead.
If Charles is up to it, he joins in with this “stuffy British Grandpa” routine pretending his students and his staff are his grandkids and children and they both run with it.
now that I think about it, Inigo Montoya is a Hamlet AU where hamlet actually gets shit done
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